- "This job would be fun if it weren't for the users...."
- Never power anything off unless it's been backed up, then back it up again.
- "Money and sex, storage and bandwidth: Only too much is ever enough"- Arno Penzias
- Fast, cheap, reliable…..Pick two.
- "Don't Panic" - Douglas Adams
- When in doubt, cut off the user's hands.
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- The maintenance is complete after the maintenance window's end time on the maintenance notification. IT'S OVER MAN. CHILL.
- Temporary fixes are neither.
- If all you have is a hammer, everything will look like a nail…
- Never touch the network after 2:30p on a Friday. The moment you do, somebody has to stay until 7:00 Friday evening to fix something that was broken, or somebody has to come in on a Saturday to fix it.
- I don't care why it's working now, but it's fixed.
- If you do everything right and it still doesn't work, try doing something wrong.
- Nobody has the right to be pissed during a maintenance window.
- Networks are imperfect things.
- It's not the firewall.
- You can work around anything in networking with another layer of indirection. (Derived from RFC 1925).
- Have you tried turning it off and on again?
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