- "This job would be fun if it weren't for the users...."
- Never power anything off unless it's been backed up, then back it up again.
- "Money and sex, storage and bandwidth: Only too much is ever enough"- Arno Penzias
- Fast, cheap, reliable…..Pick two.
- "Don't Panic" - Douglas Adams
- When in doubt, cut off the user's hands.
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